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Summer’s coming, but summer is not a great time for T.I.s. This is the time of year the gang stalkers go all out to make your house or apartment a place for bugs. If you live in an apartment, you really have to watch all those crevices, because the gang stalkers will try to make your apartment a welcoming place for all bugs. The gang stalkers will put food, sugar, anything sweet that will attract roaches, ants, spiders and other pests. Make sure you cover any holes in your apartment or house. I use plastic bags and cover all the holes with them. It really works. Bugs can’t stand trying to get through all the plastic, so they don’t even try. They just stay away. Just keep on top of it, or your apartment will be ” bug heaven” for the bugs.
I also found that dish detergent works really well in keeping bugs away. I take some dish detergent and put it around my sink. If they drink the detergent, it makes their bodies bloated. When they get too bloated, they die.
Do you see a lot of cigarette butts in front of your apartment or everywhere you go? They’re put there by the gang stalkers. Make sure you remove the butts from the front of your apartment or house. Cigarette butts attract electricity, that’s why they put them in front of your apartment. As a matter of fact, anything you usually see in front of your apartment, you should remove. These things are there to draw electricity to you. If you remove the butts, you’ll just find new ones, so keep on top of it. You’ll also find batteries, pennies, paper, fast food cartons, plastic bottles, etc. You’ll stay busy just removing the crap that’s put in front of your house or apartment. They especially like to put them near irrigation control valves, fire hydrants, on the ground, in the grass. So every day check the front and back of your house or apartment. Check in the morning, night and any other time you think of it.
Everything you do is in the gang stalkers’ radar. They’re always watching you. So don’t think because you can’t see them that they’re not watching you, because they are. And they’ll mess with whatever they see you do. Just always keep your eyes open. Don’t become paranoid, but play it on the safe side. Do everything you can to keep yourself safe and then don’t worry about the rest. There’s just so much you can do. And be nice to yourself, since no one else is.
Oh, one more thing, if you see a trail of ants, just keep pouring water on the area where they are. It’s like a flood happening to them. Just keep doing it. They’ll get so annoyed, they’ll move somewhere else. Maybe they’ll move to your neighbor’s apartment, or house. I’m sure they had something to do with the trail. Why don’t you just re-direct it to their apartment or house? I do.
I know. I know. I’m so sweet.
If you have time, read the articles below, especially “7 Reasons Ants Will Inherit the Earth“. Very funny and kind of gross.
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