Man with pink slip at Occupy Wall Street (Photo credit: WarmSleepy)
The two-year-olds are on leave. The two-year-olds should be working, but they’re not. If you don’t know by now who I’m writing about, you haven’t been watching the news. The two-year-olds are(is), of course, Congress (apologies to 2-year-olds).
We are approaching the Sequestration. It’s happening on March 1. This is when the U.S. government has to make automatic cuts to its budget. The sequestration will affect almost every citizen and government department.
Well, I feel a little selfish writing this, but I hope the government goes into Sequestration. Why, you ask?
Because, as I wrote, it’s me(I) being selfish.
If sequestration happens, maybe the government will have to cut back on a lot of government programs. Maybe one of those programs will cut the money paid to people who harass us targets. If the harassers don’t get paid, they’ll all have to get “real jobs.” I’m sure our harassers will not be too happy with sequestration taking away their jobs. After all, they’re all happily sitting around doing absolutely nothing, but trying to drive targets crazy, plus wasting our money.
Can you imagine how they’re going to feel? They’re going to have to go out and get real jobs. Poor darlings. I feel for them. My heart is breaking at this moment. Oh, the agony!
So in my selfish way, I hope sequestration happens.
By the way, I think all the idiots in Congress should be given “pink slips.”
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- How badly will budget cuts hurt troops, DOD civilians? (stripes.com)
- No Budget, No Pay Is ‘Unconstitutional,’ Sequester To Take Effect (pjmedia.com)
- Semesters of Sequesters (brainiac-conspiracy.typepad.com)
- Congress’ leaders have failed U.S. (hamptonroads.com)
- Obama Was FOR Sequestration Before He Was AGAINST It (bokertov.typepad.com)