Or Prime Minister? Or King? If so, what would be the first thing you’d do in office?
I would make a good president. I’ve traveled a lot and keep up on current events all over the world. I’ve educated myself on the issues: global warming, wars, unemployment, gay issues, health care, education, etc. So I feel that I have the knowledge to be able to hold conversations with higher level executives and every day people. Of course, there’s the thing about charisma. I have. as all New Yorkers do, the charisma of a ornery pig. This might be a problem for me. Other than that, I think I’m as qualified as any current presidential candidate.
The first thing I would do as president is put every gang stalker in JAIL! I’d put them all in jail without a trial (I’m already becoming a dictator) for all the things done to me by these people. Not only would I put them in jail, but everything done to me will be done to them. They would have no access to lawyers. I would deny I was doing anything to anybody. I’d put them on a list, kept by National Security, stating that they were all high security risks. For the rest of their lives, none of them would be left alone. They would be under constant surveillance.
The second thing I would do is have the lowlifes work. All the money earned by them would go into an account to pay back damages to all targets for all the misery caused to them by the freaks.
This is right up my alley. New Yorkers love discussing politics.
As to Donald Trump being president, I say no. I know “the Donald,” not personally, but from reading about him almost daily in the New York newspapers.
It seems to me that “the Donald” (is he called that anymore?) is too volatile. He says the first thing that pops out of his head. He’s been in and out of trouble constantly. He can’t keep his mouth shut. He’s very New York in his attitude, which can sometimes be good for a president. But at the same time, New Yorkers are very vocal and cannot keep their opinions to themselves, which leads to problems. If Donald Trump ever makes it into the White House, we’ll probably be at war with some country within days.
You know what? While writing this, I’ve had a change of heart. Maybe that’s what we need. Someone with guts. Someone who is going to put up a good fight for what he believes in. I can tell you, if he becomes president, it will not be a smooth ride. He will definitely make living in the White House interesting. Maybe he can invite all his ex-wives to the White House at the same time. I would love a president in office who tells it like it is. Wouldn’t that be a joke! Get ready, turbulence ahead! Plus, I think it’s about time someone from the East Coast becomes President.