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I live in a complex that has a husband and wife team running it. These two people seem to have nothing to do, but watch me. It makes them feel very important. You should see them. They look so ridiculous! Anytime I leave my apartment, the two of them pop up, or one of them will pop up. They seem to have absolutely nothing to do with their life. I think I must add some excitement to it. What would they do if I were to disappear? Their importance of themselves would disappear, of course. They feel very important following me around non-stop. She works in the office, and keeps tracks of everything I do. She also writes a report on what I do every day. Of course, this important information goes to the government. Important information, like I’ve told someone off, or I’ve carried home a piece of bread that looks like a bat. A bat is very dangerous for me to have, don’t you know? Or I’ve taken the bus out of the complex. Really, really important information. National security is at stake!
You should see how they look. They always come rushing toward me. She’s always leading, of course. And then she’ll say, “Hi, Miss Gladys.” Or she’ll said, “Hi, Gladys.” This is said in such a phony voice that I want to laugh. I never respond. I just look at them and want to laugh; they look so ridiculous. But I put on a very stern face. I don’t want them to think that I’m having fun at their expense. It’s just too laughable.
Then there are the idiots who always come out when I get my mail. The same people always have to get their mail the same time I do. They come rushing out to annoy me, of course. And I stand and watch their stupid faces. Again, they look so self-important. National security at stake again.
Every time I leave my apartment, there’ll be some idiot who’ll be on his cell phone , of course, wearing an outfit similar to what I’ve began wearing, trying to get my location. They can find where I am by putting a code into their phone cell. Once they find my location, they’ll turn the cell phone toward where I am to draw electricity to my body. And, of course, aways looking self-important. National security at stake again.
Oh, I forgot the idiot who controls my computer. As I stated before, I paid for the computer, but it’s owned by the government. The idiot lives 7 apartments from me and is always watching me. He always looks like he’s going to have a heart attack: I’m going out, he won’t know what I’m up to. It’s heart attack time. I might just do something bad, and he won’t be around to see me do it. Oh,no! He won’t get credit for apprehending me. National security at stake again.
There are a lot of idiots I have to put up with every single day. And all of them make me laugh. They all look so ridiculous!
My life, at this point, would make a good comedy. I have to deal with so many idiots. It’s a good thing I can make a joke of the idiotic things I have to put up with, otherwise, I’d cry.
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