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I have nothing on my calendar for today, so I decided to stay home. I went outside and stood in front of my door and leaned on the riling. Within a minute, a couple from downstairs sat down on the steps facing my apartment. The man held the baby in his lap, while his wife played with her phone.
Oh, yeah, I thought to myself. You think I’m going to become your target. Think again.
I went back into my apartment and got the little thing I use to protect myself.
I went outside and the woman was laughing, and so was her husband.
Both of them just thought it was hysterical that they were up to no good and thought I didn’t know what they were up to.
I took my thingajig and hit right back. I aimed for the man’s p—s. He began laughing even more, so I knew I was getting him. The woman also had her legs spread and I aimed for her. Both of them laughed even more. The man put the baby down between his legs. I definitely knew I was getting to him. I’ve seen men jump when I aim for their p—s. They both kept laughing. I could tell that they were not enjoying getting hit back.
Finally, the man let the baby go and put his hand between his legs. The woman paid no attention to the baby whatsoever. She was too busy trying to hit me with her phone. Neither one of them paid any attention to what was going on with the baby on the ground. Both of them were too busy laughing and trying to target me. The baby is between 6 – 8 months old and this is how they protect him.
The man had enough, so he picked up his son and went inside. The woman stayed outside and kept trying to hit me. Her husband came out and told her to come inside.
I thought that was the end.
The man stayed inside, but the woman came out again.
She came out with the baby in a carriage. She sat down on the steps, and put the carriage, with the baby in it, in front of her.
Don’t you just love how caring these parents are? They put the baby in harm’s way to protect themselves.
First, he put the baby between his legs to protect himself, and then she puts the baby in the carriage and hides behind him.
And then we wonder why kids grow up to commit crimes.
It is parents like these who create criminals. Criminals who grow up to ruin neighborhoods no one wants to live in.
P.S. This is about the 11th time, I’m trying to repost this, I hope it works this time. Thank God WordPress saved it for me. Thanks, WordPress. Hugs.
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