I couldn’t type a blog yesterday. And today, I’m having a hard time typing my blog. The hackers keep moving the cursor around. I factory reset my computer yesterday, and once I did that, the hackers got angry and reset the computer to where it was before, with all the viruses. And then, we played games back and forth. They turned my computer off, I turned it back on. Back and forth we went. Off. On. Off. On. Off. On. This went on for about twenty minutes. But I was finally able to log-in. And now I’m on WordPress and they’ve deleted my blog two times, plus the cursor is all over the place. I type a word and the cursor jumps some place else. Oh, what fun!
I’m not going to write about gang stalking today. I’m sick of the idiots. I need a day off from writing about their stupidity.
I’m going to write about a movie I saw at the library. The movie’s name is “Rock of Ages.” I’m sure you’ve heard about how bad a movie it is. All the critics panned it. But I usually don’t pay attention to movie reviewers. If I want to see a movie, I see it.
Well, this is one time I think I should have taken their advise.
This is without a doubt, one of the worse movies I’ve ever seen. If I had paid to see this movie, I’d want my money back.
Tom Cruise plays rock star, Stacee Jaxx (supposedly based on Axyl Rose). Stacee Jaxx spends almost all the time he’s off stage trying to get some groupie into bed. And usually he sleeps with her, even though he has a girlfriend? I couldn’t figure out what she was to him. Girlfriend or wife? In the movie, everyone sings. Every time something happens, someone sings some terrible rock song. And I mean terrible.
Besides Tom Cruise as the rock star, there’s Julianne Hough, who plays the part of the small town girl Sherrie Christian, who wants name recognition in the rock world. And Diego Boneta plays her boyfriend, Drew Boley. He’s also seeking fame. He wants to become as big a star as Tom Cruise’s character.
One day, Drew Boley sees his girlfriend talking with Stacee Jaxx (Tom Cruise). She’s apologizing to Stacee Jaxx”s character and gives Stacee a kiss. Drew Boley assumes that Stacee and Sherrie slept together and gets angry at her. And he breaks up with her.
Sherrie no longer wants to work with Drew and finds a job as a pole dancer . She’s hired by Justice, played by Mary J. Bilge. Mary J. Bilge should not quit her day job. Her singing’s way better than her acting talent.
And so is every one else’s. There are so many well-known actors in this movie, it’s hard to pay attention to the movie. Every time there’s a new scene, there’s some famous actor’s face up on the screen.
The most interesting scene in this movie is where Dennis Dupree’s (owner of the Bourbon Club, where everyone works) monkey goes wacko and tries to attack Hollywood agent, Gill; played by Paul Giamatti. He throws things at the agent , screams, acts like a spoiled brat. The best acting in the movie is by the monkey.
The worse part of this movie is that there are so many famous actors in it that it’s hard to keep track of what’s going on screen.
What’s good about the movie? All the famous actors and actresses who appear in the movie. And the monkey.
Even though I wrote this is a terrible movie, I’d still see it. There are a few scenes that will surprise you, especially one scene with Alex Baldwin and Russell Brand.
And you just have to see Tom Cruise in his tight jeans and boots.
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- Rock of the Aged, or, ‘Rock of Ages’ (Review) (popmatters.com)
- Movie Review: Rock Of Ages (80′s Fans! Listen Up!) (bookjourney.wordpress.com)