One day I was taking a walk. As I walk, I always look down at the sidewalk because I don’t want to fall into some hole the gang stalkers dug. As I looked up, I saw a heavy-set woman wearing short-shorts. I could not believe the sight in front of me. She looked like a sausage with all the fat coming out of every part of her body. The shorts went all the way up to her crotch. She, of course, thought she was a beautiful sight. Well, she saw me looking at her. How can someone not look at such a sight?! I think she took my staring at her as a compliment, because from that day forward, especially during summertime, I have to look at a parade of fat women with short-shorts always coming in my direction. The sights I see would make you sick! So now summer is here, and I have to put up with the sight of fat, fat women, looking like sausages, headed in my direction. Not only do I have to put with sausages, but I also have to put with fat, fat women, with extremely large breast coming out of their bras, headed in my direction. Most of my gang stalkers are women. Every time I turn around, there’s some s–t trying to get my attention. These women will do anything they’re told. I guess their big breasts make them stupid. That’s how they judge themselves. By their bra size, and nothing else. The men are not as annoying as these women. All you have to do is give them a nice smile and they’re okay. But the women, what b—–s! I’m sure it must make them feel superior that they finally have someone they can dump on instead of being a “dumpee.” And I apologize to women with large breasts who might be insulted. I know you’re not all alike. I’m just insulting my gang stalkers. The sausages!
I’m sure that after writing this, I will have twice as many fat women coming out wearing short-shorts. But who looks like a fool? Not me.
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